Like many nations built around rivers, Thailand has a tradition of water-based parades. The National Museum of Royal Barges hold the official boats between ceremonies.
These barges are 30-45 meters long. And they are decorated in the same, detailed glory as the palace – especially the figureheads.
I guess it takes more than grabbing a barge and putting it in your pocket, but it’s surprisingly easy to get very close to these national symbols. However, they are guarded by active Cruise Boys.